Phuc.
Or at least, a vast majority of Zagat's (the restaurant review company) online readers do. In Zagat's annual "Worst Restaurant Name" poll, the Phat Phuc Noodle Bar in London won that dubious moniker by a small landslide, beating out stiff (probably poor wordchoice...but I digress) competition: "Crapitto's," "Aselina," "9021Pho."
"Okay, enough with the grade school potty humor," you say. Although it DID get your attention, now, didn't it? Come on...admit it. You giggled. And then you cringed.